Four reasons not to write love poems
1) They may not take it real well; I had one girl rip it up and then proceed to set it on fire before beating me across the head with her purse
2) Boys really dont get it. No really, they dont.
3) It makes you crazy, mostly because you stay up all night writing about her eyes when really theyre not all that much to brag about, and see reason number one to also get this.
4) Love sucks. It does. Its not worth all the trouble in the end to have your heart ripped out, stomped on and mud-stained until it becomes this misshapen lump of flesh and muscle, and really, it won't fit when you try to put it back even the hole where it belongs is really big.















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